Indefensible. Incredulous. Insane. Newcastle manager Alan Pardew has been described in these terms for years, and then on Saturday he went above and beyond these words in a manner no-one really expected. Well, if you’d never seen him on the… Continue Reading
Shankley. Paisley. Fagan. Kop legends all, these creators of destiny and dynasty; a triumvirate of towering football knowledge and manly manliness. And these three tsars would survey their kingdom from its very core, in the hidden-away but ultra-famous Anfield bootroom.… Continue Reading
“There’s a lady who’s sure/All that glitters is gold/And she’s buying a Stairway To Heaven” – I forget what song this comes from, but it’s relevant more than ever after Arsenal’s 3-1 reverse at home yesterday. Wenger sent out the… Continue Reading
These things will definitely happen this season, if they haven’t already… Aston Villa: Lambert’s programme notes consist of nothing but Alanis Morrisette lyrics, but not ‘Ironic’, as he disagrees with the accuracy of the metaphor. Arsenal: Wenger takes matters into… Continue Reading
Bastards with mediabents and tellybytes troll each other when the latest slutmed reports of ‘Experiment J-W’ land on their impossibly empty desks. It’s the daily update, delivered at 9am sharp, by a crankquacks dreamquashed assistant. Todays report is a… Continue Reading
It’s Vicarage Road. Yes it is. It’s 20th September 2008. Yes it is. It’s 3:13pm. Yes it is. Stephen Hunt swings in a corner, which hits Eustace on the thighs. Noel Hunt scampers after the loose ball, attempting, unsuccessfully, to… Continue Reading
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